Robosuta

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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miiilowo

attention. please

i have to do this again, unfortunately!

i've been homeless for a little over a year now. the place my mother and i have been staying is no longer an option, and we have to be out by tomorrow (august 8th 2023). we currently have no other shelter except our car, and i really dont know what we're going to do. its me, my mom, 3 cats and 5 kittens, and none of us have a place to go.

the money my mom is currently making isn't enough to support all of us, and we need extra money to spend on me getting an ID so i can get a job and/or get commissions up and running. alongside that, we just really really really need all the help we can possibly get in the financial department

the gofundme im linking has outdated information, but its a good place to donate if you can help us out. itd be greatly, greatly appreciated; we really need it right now if we want to continue. yknow. living

its okay if you cant donate, but please share and reblog!!!!!

oxygenbefore1775

robosuta asked:

Imagine jean trying to help nervous falco with preparations for his first prom with Gabi. He is very picky and dedicated towards his goal. He gives falco strict advices on how to "treat a lady". Falco takes everything he says to heart and on prom day gets ready half an hour earlier to pick up Gabi like a true gentleman. That is until Gabi shows up at his house because Mikasa told her to go one hour early.

oxygenbefore1775 answered:

awww, I’m just a sucker for a trope like this

Heh, that would be a twist! Poor Falco, trying to impress Gabi, only to find out that she’d already upstaged him. But I think he will quickly recover from this, he’s a little sunshine so it’s unlikely that this would upset him that much

But imagine Jean’s reaction - if anything, he’d get the biggest hurt out of the situation with all his plans crumbling away. Bet, Mikasa and Jean would thoroughly talk this out as they drive both Falco and Gabi to prom. Don’t think that Jean would stay forever mad at this situation tho - after all, two of them had also been like that, trying to upstage each other in their displays of affection

thanks for sharing this scenario with

you get it jean's ego is wounded because he feels like his own wooing skills don't work they never worked. it was mikasa who wooed him the mental image of them driving falbi to prom oh my god 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 i love the idea of jk one upping each other as well. it opens the door to a LOT of adorable scenarios like this oxygenbefore1775 mootss<<33
porgatine
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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

bluenightcomedies

for the people doomblogging in the notes:

this isn't a "drop in the ocean fine" situation, 200 bil is already over half of his fortune lost... and he's not even done losing money yet! he's got a ton of lawsuits left to go through, owes Google money for trying to rent-dodge, destroyed Twitter's remaining brand value by rebranding to X, is playing lawsuit chicken with Microsoft as a direct result, and will have to pay off Twitter's debt... and shows no signs of even pausing to consider the stupidity of his decisions, especially as he's already plotting out loud to make a paypal alternative that breaks multiple international laws.

whatever he has left is nowhere near enough to cover the debt he's currently in and unless he somehow gets it forgiven or magically earns more than he's losing, there's a countdown over his head running down until the IRS personally comes after him.

unless his last remaining braincell wakes up and he hits the brakes, we might actually see someone speedrun going from richest man in the world straight to poverty, and you better believe i wanna see that :D

GO FOR THE FINISH LINE, MUSKY BOY!
~Blue

manifesting we used to pray for times like these